- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

arena football

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

So, same time tomorrow then?

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

epic win?

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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