what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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nice tits.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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