What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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