Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

y u no like me joke?

Yo mama's fat.

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

I like poop in my butt

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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