While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Who is it?

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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