knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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