- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

sucks Syntax...

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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