- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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