- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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