A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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