- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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