- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Bob Saget

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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