THE GAME

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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2 Penises

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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