Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

DEATH.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

no.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Honk if you're Amish!

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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