Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

I'm rick james bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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