- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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