A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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- Helen Keller

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