What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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boobs!

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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