- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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