shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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