- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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