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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

I have a horse.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice