A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Obama

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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