Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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