What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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