There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Mahmy

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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