- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

drew edminstin is a rat

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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