- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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