- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Girls Lacrosse.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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