Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What do black people eat? Food.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Anti Joke

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