- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

I had a lemon. hi.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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