what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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How about that airline food?

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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A dyslexic blind man

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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