Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Tilt your screen back .

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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