How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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pee

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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here kitty kitty

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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