- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What's red and funny? The holocaust

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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