- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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