what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Ol-ive

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Anti Joke

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