- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

A muslim paints Mohammed

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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