Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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