- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What's 9+10 Ebola

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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