did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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