- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Patriarchy.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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