- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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