- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

A French man gets into a fight

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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