- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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