a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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