- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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