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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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