- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

whats black? the colour

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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