What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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