Apple juice.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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