A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Guest what? Dog

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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12

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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