- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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