Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Anti Joke

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