- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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