What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

A French man gets into a fight

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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