What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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YOU

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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Mexicans are inferior because! BEECUZ! Listen buddy, to be honest, I get girls every now and then because I am what they all want me to be, myself. You are a great friend as far as I am concerned, and I care a lot about you considering I saw you once like... 13 years ago, but I do not spend an entire night chatting with someone on horsehead network out of all things unless that person means a lot more than sex for me... Hell, if I did not feel that nice about you, I would not even have wanted to, and that sounds really awkward for a guy like me to say, believe me, you wont be losing a friend. AS LONG AS YOU KEEP GIVING IT TO ME! I am joking, but this is who I am (sadly) I have many female friends, and yeah well, some I well you know, I am just not the kind of guy that listens to girls sob stories, and pretend to be their gay best friend, while I watch someone bad ass come and bang her... Nah, I am more like that bad ass banger, except I dont break girls hearts afterwards. Seriously, I am really fond of you, to the point where I will say something guys mostly do not say: If you are feeling pressured into stuff, then dont do it, you wont be losing a friend, I wanna spend an intimate night with you (day, shower, on the breakfast table all that) but thats because I really like you, we have built some intimacy in pretty short time if you ask my opinion... See? Now I am being honest and leaving myself vulnerable, and I do that because I honestly care about you.

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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