A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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A blind man watches TV

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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