- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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