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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

You wanna see something really scary?

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

The duck didn't cross the road.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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