Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Refrigerator

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What's brown and sticky? Anal

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