Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

12 niqqa 12.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What's your guys names?

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What's 9+10? 19

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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