- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What's big and long? My dick.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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