what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

my wife out of the kitchen

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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