Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

The duck didn't cross the road.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

12 niqqa 12.

What's your guys names?

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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