- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Nero, sure you are okay?

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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