- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What's big and long? My dick.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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