- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Small Penis.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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