- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

im gay

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Womens rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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