Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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woman's rights

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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