roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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