- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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