Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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A train poops its pants.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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