Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Ily bae

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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