- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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