What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Black people.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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