Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What do black people eat? Food.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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