When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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