- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Penis

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Rush Limbaugh

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