Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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