Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...