What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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no

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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bite me

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

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