- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

where's mom I killed her

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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