- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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