Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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anus

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Honk if you're Amish!

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DEATH.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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no.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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